Everytime, I think...

Sep 16 '10

Everytime I dye my hair, I think about becoming a different person.

Sep 14 '10

Everytime I see the Michelin man, I think of sticking marshmallows together as a kid to build something.

Sep 13 '10
Everytime i stay awake with my insomnia as my only friend, i think of Fight Club, and what my Tyler Durden would be like.

Everytime i stay awake with my insomnia as my only friend, i think of Fight Club, and what my Tyler Durden would be like.

Sep 13 '10
everytime i hear you whine, i’m reminded of watching the nanny. i might love the show, but that’s not a compliment.

everytime i hear you whine, i’m reminded of watching the nanny. i might love the show, but that’s not a compliment.

Sep 13 '10
Everytime i see scented bubbles, i think “that’s just a way to poison small children.” it’s easier than having them swallow lemon pledge.

Everytime i see scented bubbles, i think “that’s just a way to poison small children.” it’s easier than having them swallow lemon pledge.

Sep 12 '10
Everytime I hear his acoustic album, I think of you singing, crying, and laughing while high and driving. I think of how scared I was, and how incredibly crazy I realized you actually were that night.

Everytime I hear his acoustic album, I think of you singing, crying, and laughing while high and driving. I think of how scared I was, and how incredibly crazy I realized you actually were that night.

Sep 12 '10

Everytime I hear that song, I think about laying next to you and how much I wish we had more than that one day together.

Sep 12 '10
Everytime I hear about limits in calculus class, I think of Aaron Samuels haircut.

Everytime I hear about limits in calculus class, I think of Aaron Samuels haircut.

Sep 12 '10

Everytime I see a pdiddle, I think of an exaggerated drive-by and a badass escape with only the headlight grazed.

Sep 12 '10
Everytime I drink a Monster Hitman, I think of that disgusting green apple squeeze gel in a tube that kids still eat.

Everytime I drink a Monster Hitman, I think of that disgusting green apple squeeze gel in a tube that kids still eat.